I'm Dan. I like to think myself a good person, except when I am not. I'm sorry for those times, I am working on it. Um... I like stuff. Stuff is nice... Coffee, candy, music, books... I fucking love to read with a passion. I like movies. I hate people, hate getting up (from the bed, from just having sat down, etc.), jerks, bullies, liars, bullshit... But we are all, at least one of these things (Sorry to those who are bullshit). I'm angry at a lot of things a lot of the time. But when I'm not I like to hang out with my friends and make their faces smile :D I love my friends. I wouldn't be here if it wasn't for the best of them. When I listen to my music, I listen to it LOUD, no matter the genre. Whatever I didn't put in here you could probably figure out from my posts to the left. I make sense absolutely almost never unless it's imperative that I must, in which case I might. I'm here for you whenever you need me, just hit up my ask. If you actually read all of this congrats, you win my respect.
Bisexual person in a relationship with someone of a different sex: I'm not straight, I'm bisexual
Gay community: you're only saying that because you want to be a part of the Gay Club, you don't belong with us, you're basically just a straight person anyway
Bisexual person in a relationship with someone of the same sex: I'm not gay I'm bisexual
Gay community: why do you feel the need to clarify that? You just want to be one of the straight people, you just want to reassure them that you're Not That Gay, you don't belong with us
i literally cannot take people over 30 anymore thinking technology is “sucking the magic out of life” listen grandma i can look up how to say anything in any language in under a second i can see my best friend face to face in real time even though she lives across an ocean i could spend the rest of my life watching different videos of cats and probably never see the same one twice if thats not magical to you WHAT IS
Imagine a movie like The Avengers
But instead of Marvel heroes joining forces
It was Disney Princesses
“I have an army,” Maleficent taunted.
“Yeah?” said Rapunzel, “We have Kuzco.”
YOU THREW OFF MY GROOVE
“That’s my secret Mulan… I’m always off groove”
when he’s angry he turns into a giant llama
So the wi-fi at my new house is screwy. So posting is hard. I can’t even load the first three posts on my dash. I’m at my uncle’s right now. They’re making us leave now…to the wi-fi-less abyss…send help.
even babs knows
YOU FORGOT HARLEY’S REACTION TO THAT, ASKING IF SHE MEANS LIKE HOW PEOPLE SAY BATGIRL AND SUPERGIRL ARE FRIENDS
THEN BATGIRL CHANGES THE SUBJECT
SUPER LESBIANS DESERVE THEIR OWN SUPER SHOW
people who wear pants past 7 are not the kind of people i associate with
jesus christ i’m getting hate over this because people are putting the word ‘size’ in there when thats not what i was saying
AS IN THE FUCKING TIME
I thought you meant past age 7 and I was rly confused
"Happy birthday son. Since you’re eight now it’s time you learn about kilts.”